For some reason this part isn't coming out right - it's supposed to be at the bottom of this little table thing! My sister outscored me by far!
You scored higher than 1% on proof (yeah I know I suck!)
You scored higher than 84% on beer index
You scored higher than 93% on wine index
You scored higher than 84% on liquor index

Rum Congratulations! You're 90 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (83), and liquor (52).

Bring on the mixers! Take something strong, add something without any alcohol and you got yourself a Cuba Libre, a Presbyterian, a Greyhound or a Whiskey Sour. You like your drinks strong, but with the flavors of your favorite colas or juices. You're willing to try something new, just so long as it doesn't give you a headache.